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People I Wish Had Twitter Accounts

Jane Austen - So we can hear her ever so subtle thoughts in all of the Austen fan fic, Pride & Predjudice and Zombies, etc.

Shel Silverstein - lines of his poetry are just built for twitter. ”If you are a pretender come sit by my fire.”

Andy Kaufman - just imagine the twitpic account.

The Founding Fathers - so they can set those dumb ass Tea Baggers straight about what they “really” intended.

Martha from Albee’s “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” - The gin soaked rants would be brilliantly quotable.

My elevator is no where this entertainingly bitchy. Via @condeElevator

My elevator is no where this entertainingly bitchy. Via @condeElevator