Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
I love our president.
Democracy has been hacked. It has been captured and distorted and no longer operates as it was intended by our founders.
Can we agree that if the Senate, the group that can’t seem to get a single thing accomplished EVER, has a problem with ZERO DARK THIRTY, then it’s probably a movie worth seeing.

By NOAM COHEN
Three prominent United States senators on Wednesday joined critics of the film “Zero Dark Thirty” over its depiction of C.I.A. interrogations in the ultimately successful hunt for Osama bin Laden, Scott Shane writes. In a letter to Michael Lynton, chairman and chief executive of Sony Pictures Entertainment, which is releasing the film, the senators called the film “grossly inaccurate and misleading in its suggestion that torture resulted in information that led to the location” of Bin Laden. The three — Dianne Feinstein, Democrat of California; Carl Levin, Democrat of Michigan; and John McCain, Republican of Arizona — called on Sony to “consider correcting the impression that the C.I.A.’s use of coercive interrogation techniques led to the operation” against Bin Laden, but they do not explain exactly how that could be done.
http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/12/20/the-breakfast-meeting-hollywood-adapts-to-gun-violence-and-senators-criticize-zero-dark-thirty/
Everytime I read Bobby Jindal’s name as a possible VP candidate, I make a nasty phlegm noise and flash to this awful SOTU rebuttal speech he gave in 2009.
This “Dewey beats Truman” update is awesome. I wish I was this quick/clever
This is genius.
Love this. But CNN wasn’t the only one to get it wrong: Fox, Huffington Post, TIME too.

Full story at http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/03/15/texas-loses-entire-womens_n_1349431.html
Ever notice that people who say “I’m not here as anybody’s judge” usually say something judgmental immediately after that?
I always knew the science fair had some larger purpose. (via topherchris)
The irony of a woman holding public office saying women having the right to vote is a symptom of what is wrong with society is too delicious to ignore.
Edith Piaf & Miles Davis Stamps: Anyone want to take a bet on how long before the GOP primary candidates starts crowing, “we shouldn’t be glorifying drug addicts”
They’ll then defend the Elvis, but saying it was the “young, drug-free Elvis.”
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/26/u-s-and-france-to-honor-miles-davis-and-edith-piaf-with-stamps/
you know mariah’s asshole was clenched so tight when this happened

When your spokesperson declines at the last minute to participate in an interview opportunity you secured
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this is going to be absolutely insufferable but I’ll probably hate watch...