Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
I love our president.
Everytime I read Bobby Jindal’s name as a possible VP candidate, I make a nasty phlegm noise and flash to this awful SOTU rebuttal speech he gave in 2009.
This “Dewey beats Truman” update is awesome. I wish I was this quick/clever
This is genius.
Love this. But CNN wasn’t the only one to get it wrong: Fox, Huffington Post, TIME too.
I always knew the science fair had some larger purpose. (via topherchris)
Man… I knew Obama was cool, but he’s got an advance copy of FREEDOM… Totally jealous of him now…
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/23/obama-gets-franzen-novel-early-and-publishing-panic-ensues/
I hope I can get to Starbucks and still be on time for class at 9:30. There’s nothing I hate worse than being late with Starbucks. It’s a really bad...
“I wouldn’t buy her the “dolly” movie for Christmas.”
Submitted By: Dede B.
Location: Washington, United States
you know mariah’s asshole was clenched so tight when this happened

When your spokesperson declines at the last minute to participate in an interview opportunity you secured