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The worst part about the Chinese news report incorrectly thinking a sex toy is a rare mushroom is the number of people they show touching it with their bare hands. (found via Kevin Jones)

This ABC news clip on pink slime in ground beef scared the crap out of me. And that’s saying something since I’m the same guy that went to McDonald’s immediately after seeing “Supersize Me.”

Why do I find newspaper headline humor so funny. It’s the only part of Jay Leno I ever enjoyed. 
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Cleavage Headline
When you work at Horn Dawgs there’s little left to the imagination.

Why do I find newspaper headline humor so funny. It’s the only part of Jay Leno I ever enjoyed. 

collegehumor:

Cleavage Headline

When you work at Horn Dawgs there’s little left to the imagination.

Woman’s online “boyfriend” revealed to be Chicago housewife

CHICAGO — When the Colorado volunteer firefighter she loved died unexpectedly of liver cancer in 2006, Paula Bonhomme tenderly re-examined his gifts to her: a rubber duck with a firefighter hat, a lock of his hair, a flattened quarter he’d stuck on the train tracks as a kid.

Most sentimental of all was the chain-sawed slab of wood Jesse Jubilee James had carved their initials into after helping extinguish a forest fire. His carving knife, he’d noted in black marker on the back, had first been “heated in (the) fire’s ash.”

The couple’s own passion was sparked in flirty exchanges on the message board for HBO’s “Deadwood” television series in 2005. Soon they were trading emails, letters, postcards, photos and talking almost every day on the phone.

Even though they had never met, Bonhomme left an unhappy marriage in Los Angeles and was set to move to Colorado in 2006 when she learned James was dead. He hadn’t told anyone else of his diagnosis, James’ sister said, and didn’t want a memorial service. “You all have temples within you,” he wrote in a last note, “go there if you want to honor me.”

About seven months later, Bonhomme’s friends uncovered the creepy truth. James, his young son and about 20 other friends and family members Bonhomme had been communicating with for months were characters allegedly created by a woman in Chicago’s west suburbs.

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/04/28/20110428chicago-fake-online-boyfriend-housewife.html#ixzz1LbH8raPb

Woman’s Weave Stops Bullets… I bet it’s a Shocantelle Brown custom job. (Thanks Trey Lewis for this)