Posts tagged jane austen
Damn you Oxygen, playing “Sense and Sensibility” at 8 AM on a weekday. Now I’ll never get ready for work on time. If they play “Emma” next, I’ll never get to work.
People I Wish Had Twitter Accounts
Jane Austen - So we can hear her ever so subtle thoughts in all of the Austen fan fic, Pride & Predjudice and Zombies, etc.
Shel Silverstein - lines of his poetry are just built for twitter. ”If you are a pretender come sit by my fire.”
Andy Kaufman - just imagine the twitpic account.
The Founding Fathers - so they can set those dumb ass Tea Baggers straight about what they “really” intended.
Martha from Albee’s “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” - The gin soaked rants would be brilliantly quotable.
Saturday morning and Downton Abbey. Dude, I’m such a sucker for this show. The only thing missing is Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth, but Maggie Smith is worth 4 Darcy/Liza combos.
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I hope I can get to Starbucks and still be on time for class at 9:30. There’s nothing I hate worse than being late with Starbucks. It’s a really bad...
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“I wouldn’t buy her the “dolly” movie for Christmas.”
Submitted By: Dede B.
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you know mariah’s asshole was clenched so tight when this happened
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When your spokesperson declines at the last minute to participate in an interview opportunity you secured
