We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers.
Everytime I read Bobby Jindal’s name as a possible VP candidate, I make a nasty phlegm noise and flash to this awful SOTU rebuttal speech he gave in 2009.
“Rick Perry may believe in God, but I’ve seen his polls and God does not believe in Rick Perry.”

Comedian and TV actress Sarah Silverman is set to thump Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry with a provocatively titled live comedy show in his home state.
Silverman is marshaling fellow comics for a fund-raiser in Texas titled, “Live From N*****head: Stripping The Paint Off Of Good Ol’ Fashioned Racism.”
The title refers to the controversy over Perry’s West Texas hunting campground where the candidate has entertained friends and supporters. The campground’s former name, “N*****head,” was painted on a rock at the entrance for many years.
Badlip Reading: Michele Bachmann
“Jackpot fishy poopie pants!”
(thank you Christine!)
Bad Lip Reading - Rick Perry. Seriously dying laughing. Thanks Christine.
Love this DNC response to Romney’s “Corporations are people too” statement. I bet Babs has given them unfettered access to her entire catalog. Thanks KJ for the find.
I hope I can get to Starbucks and still be on time for class at 9:30. There’s nothing I hate worse than being late with Starbucks. It’s a really bad...
“I wouldn’t buy her the “dolly” movie for Christmas.”
Submitted By: Dede B.
Location: Washington, United States
you know mariah’s asshole was clenched so tight when this happened

When your spokesperson declines at the last minute to participate in an interview opportunity you secured