Posts tagged GOP

We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers.
Can we put this sign outside of the GOP National convention?

Can we put this sign outside of the GOP National convention?

Everytime I read Bobby Jindal’s name as a possible VP candidate, I make a nasty phlegm noise and flash to this awful SOTU rebuttal speech he gave in 2009.

I always knew the science fair had some larger purpose. (via topherchris)

I always knew the science fair had some larger purpose. (via topherchris)

The irony of a woman holding public office saying women having the right to vote is a symptom of what is wrong with society is too delicious to ignore.

The irony of a woman holding public office saying women having the right to vote is a symptom of what is wrong with society is too delicious to ignore.

Edith Piaf & Miles Davis Stamps: Anyone want to take a bet on how long before the GOP primary candidates starts crowing, “we shouldn’t be glorifying drug addicts”
They’ll then defend the Elvis, but saying it was the “young, drug-free Elvis.”
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/26/u-s-and-france-to-honor-miles-davis-and-edith-piaf-with-stamps/

Edith Piaf & Miles Davis Stamps: Anyone want to take a bet on how long before the GOP primary candidates starts crowing, “we shouldn’t be glorifying drug addicts”

They’ll then defend the Elvis, but saying it was the “young, drug-free Elvis.”

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/26/u-s-and-france-to-honor-miles-davis-and-edith-piaf-with-stamps/

Congressional hottie Aaron Schock on “Morning Joe.” A tragic mistake from my days at A&M I’m destined to repeat: developing a crush on a sexy Republican and know that our politics will never allow us to be together. 

Well, our politics and we’re both named Aaron. That would just creep me out. Oh. And my boyfriend. That too. 


Bad Lip Reading: Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad

Rick Perry weighs in on Rogen, dexterous foul and more.

"Rick Perry may believe in God, but I’ve seen his polls and God does not believe in Rick Perry."

God Bless Sarah Silverman

Comedian and TV actress Sarah Silverman is set to thump Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry with a provocatively titled live comedy show in his home state.

Silverman is marshaling fellow comics for a fund-raiser in Texas titled, “Live From N*****head: Stripping The Paint Off Of Good Ol’ Fashioned Racism.”

The title refers to the controversy over Perry’s West Texas hunting campground where the candidate has entertained friends and supporters. The campground’s former name, “N*****head,” was painted on a rock at the entrance for many years.

From EW.com

Happy Yom Kippur from Sarah Palin

Happy Yom Kippur from Sarah Palin

Badlip Reading: Michele Bachmann

"Jackpot fishy poopie pants!"

(thank you Christine!)

Those Republicans and their Penis Eny. 

Those Republicans and their Penis Eny. 

Bad Lip Reading - Rick Perry. Seriously dying laughing. Thanks Christine.