Posts tagged Broadway

A cover of a Broadway showtune that is pretty terrific.

Quote of the Day (from JEFFREY). “How dare you give up sex when there are children in Europe who can’t get a date.”

vintageruminance:

Bernadette Peters


I admit it. I saw this photo and thought it was Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles. Honest mistook.

vintageruminance:

Bernadette Peters

I admit it. I saw this photo and thought it was Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles. Honest mistook.

westwingstory:

my friend has a copy of les mis from china and


How did I miss the horse love in Les Miz?

westwingstory:

my friend has a copy of les mis from china and

How did I miss the horse love in Les Miz?

LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS

  • Les Miserables: Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
  • Spring Awakening: If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
  • Chicago: It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
  • The King and I: Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
  • My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
  • Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
  • RENT: AIDS really blows.
  • A Chorus Line: If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
  • Grease: If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
  • The Phantom of the Opera: When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
  • Rocky Horror Picture Show: Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.
  • Love Never Dies: Let the crazy woman run off with your son. You may never see him again but you'll get to be with your deformed lover and at least you won't die.
  • Wicked: If your born green and people make fun of you for it, fake your own death and run away with a scarecrow.
Can this be the official motto of Broadway?

Can this be the official motto of Broadway?

Seriously, I’m obsessed with this video of Dick Van Dyke singing CCBB a cappella. I fricking loved the movie. Can I put in a request for them to do “Truly Scrumptious” next?
New year = New BROADWAY BARES calendar

New year = New BROADWAY BARES calendar

Another Broadway GIF (PHANTOM!!!)
chinatown84:

600percent-d0ne:

ask-20thesassyslendy:

jimmylanger:

WHO COMES UP WITH THESE

I JUST SCREAMED

I’m literally crying

LOOK AT THE NOTES HAHAHAAH

Another Broadway GIF (PHANTOM!!!)

chinatown84:

600percent-d0ne:

ask-20thesassyslendy:

jimmylanger:

WHO COMES UP WITH THESE

I JUST SCREAMED


I’m literally crying

LOOK AT THE NOTES HAHAHAAH

Pink’s new video (with Broadway Bares poster boy Colt Prattes) looks like she filmed it during a Color Run.

Broadway’s Susan Blackwell gets a text from Hillary.

Broadway’s Susan Blackwell gets a text from Hillary.

Carol Burnett loses her skirt during PUTTING IT TOGETHER. How have I never seen this before?